Looks like there's a party going on outside...

Kinja'd!!! "BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion" (pbs)
12/20/2013 at 22:02 • Filed to: None

Kinja'd!!!0 Kinja'd!!! 11

At least judging by the line of shitty econoboxes parked outside, blasting shitty brazilian music at the top of their shitty speaker's lungs and all the people dancing and drinking and smoking pot. I couldn't care less about the booze and the pot, but they should've learned by now not to listen to that shit.

Time to get some more people in jail.


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
12/20/2013 at 22:08

Kinja'd!!!1

Is the genre of the music "popozuda" by any chance?


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
12/20/2013 at 22:16

Kinja'd!!!1

My church might be going on a mission trip to Brazil this coming summer (northern hemisphere summer). If that ends up happening, I'll probably go along.

Generally, I've heard, listening to a country's music is a good way to familiarize yourself with their culture. So... are you telling me that would be a bad idea?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
12/20/2013 at 22:17

Kinja'd!!!2

Every post about brazil you make is about how much it blows to live there. I sincerly hope you get to escape someday...but...

Kinja'd!!!

...There is at least one good thing about living down there...right?


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
12/20/2013 at 23:56

Kinja'd!!!0

I gotta say, if this Brazilian music is CSS, I will find you and I will stab your face.


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Rainbow
12/21/2013 at 06:24

Kinja'd!!!0

Believe it or not, CSS is virtually unknown in Brazil outside of São Paulo. The music they were playing was more along in the lines of this:

Listen at you own risk, it is unbelievably bad!


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > PS9
12/21/2013 at 06:27

Kinja'd!!!0

See, that's the thing, there actually isn't that whole lot of beautiful women down here... That's kind of a myth, or maybe they're all hiding somewhere else and I haven't figured out where.


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Leadbull
12/21/2013 at 06:36

Kinja'd!!!0

Oh man, that would be the worst idea... In the world! Sertanejo and Funk Carioca, the two most popular types of music in Brazil these days, are so bad, so dumb, so poorly done, they barely qualify as music. And the lyrics' thematics are just as dumb, it's all about getting rich easy and showing off, getting rich easy and picking up the bitches, getting rich easy and getting even more rich. Think of the worst kind of ostentation music you've ever heard in the US, then add this annoying beat behind it:

That's brazilian music.


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
12/21/2013 at 06:37

Kinja'd!!!0

Yup, that, and funk, sertanejo and club music, which should never, never come out of the clubs.


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > PS9
12/21/2013 at 07:01

Kinja'd!!!0

Oh yeah, and let's not forget the current trend of girls working out and pumping up. For some reason, they think being all muscular and shit is hot, and I'm sure some people will agree, but I just don't think so. Makes otherwise perfectly good looking girls look like transexuals.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
12/21/2013 at 08:28

Kinja'd!!!1

But I assume there are other, less popular yet better, genres?


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Leadbull
12/21/2013 at 08:48

Kinja'd!!!0

Beats me. I was raised on American music, so I never really paid much attention to Brazilian music of any kind. Can't say I liked what little I've listened to though... Brazilian "rock" has always been sub par in terms of instruments and the lyrics try too hard to be politically relevant with their capitalism bad communism good stance. Nowadays, it's mostly been replaced with Emo though, and that's somehow even worse.

There's... I dunno, I think it's carnaval music. Styles like samba and axé and pagode which aren't popular at all in the southern states, so I don't know a lot about them, just that it all sounds the same... and I think that's it. All in all, nothing worth listening to.